Jessy Marie Roberts, Pill Hill Press, 2010. 'Destructive Testing,' first published online at Everyday Weirdness, 2009. 'Den's Used Caskets,' originally published in These Vampires Don't Sparkle, ed. Chris Bartholomew, Static Movement, 2010. 'Death Comes for Gil Bates,' first published in Ghosts and Demons, ed. 'Creaking boards something quiet,' first published online at , 2009. 'Colors in a Box, Some Missing,' winning story, Parsec 15th Annual Short Story Contest, 2010. TW Brown, May December Publications, 2010. 'Childish Things,' first published in Eye Witness Zombie, ed. 'Cerulean,' first published in Wicked Bag of Suspense Tales, ed. 'Calcaneus Bishop and the Legend of the Sraavanya Sutra,' originally published in The Confederacy of Steam vs. Zombies, ed.

'Brother Divine,' first published online in Tales of the Zombie War, 2012.

Gardner and Matt Nord, Norgus Press, 2012. 'Blood, Sweat and Tears,' first published in Zombies Gone Wild!, ed. Reprinted in Morpheus Tales: Apocalypse Special Issue, ed. Anthony Giangregorio, Living Dead Press, 2009. 'Beginning of Days,' first published in End of Days 2, ed. Anthony Giangregorio, Living Dead Press, 2011. 'Area Code 51,' first published in Tales of Bigfoot, ed. Wistock, The Science Fiction Show and KnightWatch Press, 2012. 'And Kill Them,' first published in Battlespace Volume One, eds. 'Amitu,' first published in Short Sips - Coffee House Flash Fiction, ed. Guy Kenyon, Black Matrix Publishing, 2010. 'All Hands,' first published in Night Chills Magazine, ed. Carol Hightshoe, Sky Warrior Books, 2014. Reprinted in These Vampires Still Don't Sparkle, ed. there I was.'Adaptive Strategies,' first published in The Trigger Reflex, ed. We've got two dozen stories here to horrify, amuse, and mystify, each with their own illustration. Grab a pint of your favorite beverage and gather round. Jane Baker, Jenna Fowler, and Amy Baker and a cover by Brandon Chng, this volume is sure to have something to satisfy you. Gibson, Andrew Barton, Sunil Patel, David Jón Fuller, William Wood, Devyani Borade, Adrian Simmons, Frances Rowat, Lou J Berger, and Alanna McFall with interior illustrations by Shannon Legler, Hannah Spiegleman, Emma St. Duncan, Sarah Tchernev, Linda Tyler, Anne M. Catherine Tobler, Tyler Hayes, Darcie Little Badger, Jo Robson, Premee Mohamed, R. Edited by Alex Acks, and featuring stories by Matt Dovey,Stewart Baker, William Ledbetter, James Beamon, Rachael K Jones, Wren Wallis, Heather Morris, E. And then we told a bunch of authors to make sure their stories started with that very phrase. That's how all the craziest - and most interesting - stories start. Is there a better way to start a story than 'No shit, there I was.'? If you hear that phrase, perk up, because you know you're in for a heck of a tale.

No Shit, There I Was by Alex Acks